坐卧两用室
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坐卧两用室
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简介:这是Richard Lester最好的一个片。  An absurdist classic  This is a wonderful surreal comedy based on the play by Spike Milligan and John Antrobus. You know that it is going to be an odd film right at the beginning, when the opening credits list the cast in order of their height. The film begins with the BBC (Frank Thornton) telling us through the facade of an old television that this is the third, or is it the fourth?, anniversary of the shortest war in history, lasting 2 hours and 28 minutes. England is now a barren landscape, littered with derelict cars and buildings, hills of old boots, broken crockery, and other debris. Forty million people perished and there are only 20 known survivors. The Queen did not survive, and of the 20 known survivors the next in line for the throne is a Mrs Ethel Schroake of 393a High Street, Leytonstone. Among the other survivors are Ralph Richardson (O Lucky Man!) as Lord Fortnum of Alamein, who isn't looking forward to his impending mutation into a bed sitting room. Michael Hordern is Bules Martin, who wears a 18-carat Hovis bread ring. Spike Milligan is a postman who wanders around and delivers some memorable dialogue, for example: "And in come the three bears - the daddy bear said, 'Who's been sleeping in my porridge?' - and the mummy bear said, 'that's no porridge, that was my wife' ". Arthur Lowe is slowly turning into a parrot (which is then eaten by Spike Milligan), while his wife, the owner of her own death certificate, turns into a wardrobe. His daughter is pregnant with a strange creature, which she has held inside her for seventeen months. Peter Cook and Dudley Moore are a pair of policemen who perpetually tell the others to "keep moving!". Moore growls a lot and turns into a dog at the end. Marty Feldman is a wellington-boot-wearing nurse. It's a hilarious, absurdist treat, and one of my treasured filmic pleasures.
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1969
坐卧两用室
江湖密令
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江湖密令
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简介:荒山野岭,少侠白如风在湖边洗完澡在山边行走,没想到恰巧被当今公主见到他衣冠不整的样子。公主叫手下韦金繁教训他,白如风不但武功高强,风趣的语言更令公主另眼相看,对其产生好感。于是,公主女扮男装接触白公子,在赌场见到白公子参与赌博,谁知白如风却赌到一半不见踪影。公主遭人调戏,刚好军兵路过,公主显明身份逃过此劫。白如风为人一向行侠仗义,途中遇到被车家堡追杀的人,拔刀相助,没想到却反遭车家堡追杀。  车家堡堡主主义子车海文利用卑鄙手段,暗中强奸了堡主女儿婉珍,并做出他人所为的假象。尔后向婉珍提亲,堡主觉得车海文是个有情有义之人,答应把女儿嫁给他,却没想到这一切都是车海文的阴谋。江湖到处盛传车家堡诬告朝廷重臣私通敌番,并至其于死地。于是,韦金繁奉当今圣上之命来车家堡调查情况。怎知一路十分凶险,不断遭人袭击,更经历了村庄被车海文夷为平地的一幕,韦金繁虽然心中有数,但却按兵不动。  车家堡堡主的二公子看见车海文成为车家堡的女婿,十分得宠,早已将他视为眼中钉,谋划趁其不备将其除掉。一日,在跟踪车海文的途中二人发生争斗,二公子终因武功不敌,被车海文残忍杀死。尔后,车海文更用阴谋诡计让车家堡主上当,将其杀害。白如风被人骗去车家堡与车海文相见,一进车海文房间就有人大叫有刺客,方知中计即走了出来,寡不敌众最终受伤被神秘人救走。一时间,白如风竟成了杀害车堡主的重要通缉犯。  白如风的妻子小琼更惨遭连累,被车海文折磨得死去活来。还好有婉珍求情,小琼被放了出来,但还是因为伤势过重,死在了白如风的怀中。白如风发誓要为妻子报仇,并和韦金繁联手,打算让车海文受到应有的惩罚。车海文的野心不仅仅只是当上车家堡堡主就满足的,他的最终目的是要谋反,黄袍加身。关键时刻,白如风和韦金繁稳住大局,最终将叛徒绳之于法。
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1987
江湖密令